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Mihaaru is a Maldivian daily newspaper. The name Mihaaru translates to \"Now\". It is headquartered in Malé, Maldives. It is read by readers all over the country and is known to be a trusted source of information.
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Gemma Ray is a British songwriter, guitarist, singer, film composer and producer.
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