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WBAB is a commercial radio station licensed to Babylon, New York. It is owned by Cox Radio with studios and offices on Sunrise Highway in West Babylon. Morning duo \"Roger & JP\" began hosting the morning show in January 2000. WBAB and sister station WHFM (95.3 FM, licensed to Southampton, simulcast a classic rock radio format for Long Island.
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}