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Sayyidina 'Othman Secondary School is a government secondary school in Bukit Beruang, a settlement in Tutong District, Brunei. The school provides five years of general secondary education leading up to O Level qualification. As of 2018, the principal of Sayyidina 'Othman Secondary School is Vincent Andrew.
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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
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